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Well, Here it is, my new and (hopefully) improved effort on my last page. Currently featured on this page are jokes and a little info about me. I know it's a small start, but on my old page, I had a heap of hyperlinked sound files, movies, animations etc, but it was that long since I edited the page, all of the original pages disappeared, so this page is gonna be under construction for quite some time while I try and track down some new and interesting links to replace the old ones. Previously featured was my own personal shrine to The Simpsons, which will still exist but is going to be way overrode by my South Park shrine (Oh My God!) There were plenty of jokes, ranging from hilarious, to disgusting and right through to downright immoral (I try to please as many walks of life as I can, so I try to keep my jokes diverse ;) ) There will also be a cool links page, Listing both my favourite and most-used links, and other people's as well. If you feel you have a link that is worthy of being known as "cool", then please mail me and let me know (email address located at the bottom of the page) Also, if anyone knows a really good joke that they can forward to me or type up and send me, I'm always looking to update my repetoire. Some of my pages did contain what might not be considered appropriate for children (No adult material if thats what you were thinking). Just things like jokes about Bedroom Golf, and associations like S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Training Program), so any parents out there might like to keep their kids from reading the screen when viewing this page. Anyways, At the risk of boring the lot of you to death before this page is finished being typed, I might just leave you hanging there and you can wait to see what it actually turns out like. In the meantime, here's some links to tide you over till next time I edit and upgrade these pages.
There's Wollongong on the east coast there, Just below Sydney.
